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DOG HAIR
 
There’s dog hair in the Jell-O
And there’s dog hair in my shoes
There’s dog hair in my fridge
In the dishes and the foods

My clothes are completely covered
I can never wear any white
It’s in the showers, on the tile,
Everywhere in sight!

Now dog hair tumbleweeds
Are blowin’ across the floor
And when I think I’ve cleaned it up
There’s more and more and more!

Did I sweep it up today?
Yes, I’m sure I did.
But it seems I created
 Another dog instead!
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Now it’s in my coffee
And in my washer, too
Dog hair is just everywhere
I don’t know what to do!                                                                
 
                                                LAD